So this moron “jim” emailed Me this morning with a custom video request. It didn’t take long for him to reveal himself to be a complete and total annoying asshole that I don’t want to deal with, so I rejected him and his money. But the email exchange was SO entertaining, and his pathetic attempts at insulting Me were SO funny, I just had to post it here. Enjoy! I sure did. LOL

The following is an exact quote, word for word, no editing. Where I bolded or colored the fonts is where *he* bolded/colored them.

• jimm1155@aol.com via mx.aol.com
  7:42 AM (9 hours ago)

  to bitch
  I just found your web site and was pleased to see that you do custom videos and that you smoke. I am interested in entering into an agreement with you to make me at a minimum 6 custom videos over the next 6 months if the price is right. The videos that I am interested in will all contain cigar smoking, and I will provide you with premium cigars to use. All the videos I am looking for will be 15 minutes in length. If we can come to an agreement and you are willing to make the videos at $100 per video, and you maintain all resale rights to the videos, as a gesture of my good faith I will send you $200 and the cigars, for the first 2 months of videos. I only ask that you deliver the video in 3-4 weeks after you receive payment from me.
  The videos will not contain any x-rated content only topless of you smoking the cigar. The videos will mainly be POV videos of you smoking the cigars and talking about different subjects. My idea for the first video would be a POV video of you looking and acting like a very tough woman who got into a fight with my GF in a bar because you were blowing cigar smoke in her direction. You beat up my GF so bad that when I jumped in to help her you beat my ass too. I am not into specific scripts for these videos so you will have a lot of leeway to ad-lib and make the content more marketable for you to resell.
  Please get back to me and let me know if you are interested. If you are I can send you a pre-paid Visa Green Dot card on Monday with the cigars. I hope to hear back from you soon.

  Regards,

  Jim

• GcupBitch
  8:10 AM (9 hours ago)

  to jimm1155
  I quit smoking and I don’t do nudity.

• jimm1155@aol.com
  8:16 AM (9 hours ago)

  to me
  Thanks for your prompt reply. Maybe we can improvise how about if we use a electronic cigar and we do no topless?

• GcupBitch
  8:20 AM (9 hours ago)

  to jimm1155
  Perhaps. I have no experience with electric smoke but am aware it’s just vapor. I quit smoking cold a few months ago and have been running. Haha

• jimm1155@aol.com
  9:36 AM (7 hours ago)

  to me
  Hope you are not beating yourself up too bad running, what a sight that must be with your chest. Great, I will even buy you a e cigar to try it out. I actually had another video made with a model that did not smoke and used an e cigar, they look real and when you smoke them the smoke they put out also looks real. Also, I am willing to try a video with a real cigar where you act like you are smoking it…that may work but we have to see. Let me know if you are agreeable and I will send you the $200 dollars and enough to buy an e cigar, I think they are about $30 but you can use them for something like 1,000 puffs thanks again and let me know…

• GcupBitch
  9:41 AM (7 hours ago)

  to jimm1155
  My friend made a video similar while on vacation with Me in Bahamas few weeks ago. Haha.

  Where to buy stuff like that?? Can you just buy one and send it to My mailing address on website?

• jimm1155@aol.com
  9:38 AM (7 hours ago)

  to me
  below is the link for the e cigar….please let me know what you think, thanks

  http://www.premiumecigarette.com/products/Disposable-Electronic-Cigar.html

• jimm1155@aol.com
  10:16 AM (7 hours ago)

  to me
  I just sent you a link to the e cigar site……I can send you a pre paid Visa card and you can order the e cigar. I will send you a Green Dot for $225 that will cover everything…BTW who is ur friend I would like to see that video thanks

• GcupBitch
  10:19 AM (7 hours ago)

  to jimm1155
  I’m sure you’ve already seen that video. It was a custom and I’m sure it was for you. The scenario was just what you described to Me.

• jimm1155@aol.com
  10:27 AM (6 hours ago)

  to me
  was the model Lacy Luck? Were u there with her? man I can’t believe the site of u 2 on the beach together. If you were with her why did she set the camera on a tripod when you could have shot the video? Also she still owes me that video and another that I paid her for….I hope you are more dependable then her. the reason I came to u was she is not dependable and after this video I won’t be making any with her in the future…..

• GcupBitch
  10:31 AM (6 hours ago)

  to jimm1155
  Yes I just said we were on vacation together.

  If you know she set the camera up and I didn’t shoot it then you must’ve seen it, which means she must’ve sent it to you…

  It doesn’t matter why she filmed it that way.

• jimm1155@aol.com
  10:35 AM (6 hours ago)

  to me
  she sent me a link to the video and I watched it for 2 minutes and my computer crashed I have an old computer and I can’t download large files…r u still interested in making these videos 4 me

• GcupBitch
  10:38 AM (6 hours ago)

  to jimm1155
  Well then it isn’t her fault is it? We all do the same thing because videos are too large for emailing. We have to upload them somewhere for wankers to download.

  I’ll make the videos. Too bad I can’t get the ecigar now because I’m flying back to Bahamas tonight! Ha

• jimm1155@aol.com
  10:56 AM (6 hours ago)

  to me
  any chance you will smoke a cigar on the beach this one time? also send me ur address when u get back I will everything sent to you..just to be clear Lacy not only owes me the video from the beach but I paid her for another video where u 2 got back and she has yet to send that to me…I am a easy guy to work with I just like to know when when I am going to get something that I paid for…thanks

• GcupBitch
  11:01 AM (6 hours ago)

  to jimm1155
  Look. Any issue you have with her does not apply to ME. But if she sent you a download link then she delivered and your computer problems are YOUR problems. So you can figure out how to watch your delivered video.

  My mailing address is on My website on the tribute page.

  No I’m not going to smoke a real cigar. I told you I quit smoking and I’m running. I’m NOT going to fuck it up even a little bit for anyone, especially not for some stupid wanker.

• jimm1155@aol.com
  11:06 AM (6 hours ago)

  to me
  lets forget Lacy but lets get one thing clear I am not some dude that will kiss ur ass. Lets respect one another and work together. I have a specific fetish and it has nothing to do with domination or humiliation so lets keep it civil if we are going to work together and keep the brit wanker crap out of things….

• GcupBitch
  11:09 AM (6 hours ago)

  to jimm1155
  I don’t give a fuck about you or your money. How about you just fuck off.

• jimm1155@aol.com
  11:14 AM (6 hours ago)

  to me
  look all I am saying is that I will respect you and you respect me. I am not into being a slave or stuff like that..be civil and lets work together

• GcupBitch
  11:18 AM (6 hours ago)

  to jimm1155
  I told you to fuck off. I can already see you’re too much of a pain in the ass just from your whining about being unable to download a video because of YOUR computer problems and blaming it on the seller. I have zero interest in dealing with idiots like you. At least the slave boys make it worthwhile; you are just an annoying fuck.

• jimm1155@aol.com
  11:21 AM (6 hours ago)

  to me
  Lets just respect one another and work together …is this ur address?

  GCB
  4012 S Rainbow Blv K357
  Las Vegas NV 89103
  USA

• GcupBitch
  11:22 AM (6 hours ago)

  to jimm1155
  I’m NOT “working” with you. I’m NOT making any videos for you. FUCK OFF.

• jimm1155@aol.com
  11:31 AM (5 hours ago)

  to me
  Women like u will never learn have as short shelf life to make money but r too stupid to realize that. I will find someone else on the web just like I found u. IN a few year u will be some worn out fake tit bimbo selling her old body on the web and I will continue to be able to buy and sell ur sorry ass. You know nothing about me but I could buy and sell you 100x over. Look at yourself without those fake tits no 1 guy would look twice at you, and that ugly stringy hair that you play with is disgusting, and those glasses…. I was going to have u take them off for the videos….look at how u have to make a living and don’t tell me about all the money u make on C4S they take 40% of everything u sell and I know enough that a #1 selling video is maybe 15 sales if that…you are a pathetic fake bimbo who when u reach 30 will be wanted by no one..hope you are a dyke becasue only another woman would want someone as fucked up and fake as ur sorry ass, you fucking cunt

Now, the funny thing is *I* rejected him and his offer very plainly THREE TIMES while he kept begging to “work together”, then he tried to insult Me in any way possible. his pathetic attempts at making Me feel bad are fucking HILARIOUS because they show just how clueless he is.

1) he tries to say I have a short shelf life. LOL. Clearly he has NO IDEA how long I’ve been profiting off men and their weaknesses.

2) I guess he thinks I give a fuck about where he buys his wank material? I don’t. I guess he thinks I give a fuck if he doesn’t pay Me? *I* refused him and his offer.

3) he tries extra hard to insult My appearance – I wonder, if I’m SO hideous to him, why he contacted Me in the first place? It’s so transparent when a rejected loser tries to insult the Woman who just rejected him – duh, We know you’re just desperate to hurt Our feelings, but you just make yourselves look MORE pathetic while We laugh at you.

4) he tries to pretend he is rich and I am poor? LMAO. Yes, I am so poor I get to go on nice vacations whenever the fuck I want, buy the things I want, do the things I want, take care of My elderly grandparents, all while barely lifting a fucking finger to “work”.

5) Apparently he thinks c4s is My only source of income??? LMFAO at that!!!!!!

6) his spelling and grammar are fucking atrocious, and he’s trying to act like I’m the stupid one. haha

7) The BEST part of all: he thinks that in a few years “when I reach 30″, I’ll be all washed up and completely devoid of appeal. NEWSFLASH!!! I’ve been just WAITING for the perfect opportunity to bust this one out. I am turning 39 in June! Of all the retarded attempts at insulting Me this moron could’ve used, “short shelf life” / age is what applies to Me the LEAST. LOL!!! I have been profiting off My looks for almost 20 years, pigs, and I’m STILL going strong! The fact this idiot thinks I still have a few years before I reach 30 just tickles Me PINK. If I were so past it, none of you, including this loser, would be approaching Me or spending money on Me. But you do, and I laugh EVERY DAY at how many of you retards blather on and on about Women getting old and being “past it” after 30, all while paying and pulling on your stupid loser sticks to ME.

The misogyny displayed by idiots like this is disgusting and hilarious at the same time. The very idea that a Woman is worthless at age 30 is fucking hysterical. Is there really any question as to why you stupid pigs get treated like shit by Women?

This particular idiot didn’t pay Me a dime, and I truly don’t give a fuck if he wanks it for a week to the fact I posted him on My blog. To him I say, thanks for the laughs bitch!!!

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When I decide to quit actively profiting off the weakness of men it will be because I’m RETIRING YOUNG while you losers are still slaving away and STILL having to pay Women to entertain your pathetic sexual perversions. I’ll be sitting on a beach with My hottie stud while you idiots continue to search out Women willing to take your money in exchange for putting up with your disgusting selves. And some of you will still be buying My videos and sending Me money LONG after I’ll have quit producing or offering My services. And that boys, is what is called a great return on My investment! LOL